Distrust of the media has grown to the point where many people only trust the news if it comes from a comedian. Who do you trust more: Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart?
It would serve comfort foods, great fresh fruit and salads, both Veg and meat, cooked in seperate kichens. It would have comfortable booths with high backs so that each table was hugged, and felt seperate, noise woud be kept at a min, so that real conversation could take place. I would call it HOME.